untying-my-noose: Conversations in my mind: You look fat in that picture. You ARE fat. You’re disgusting. You’re gonna be alone forever.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
sweetcarolion: my uterus knows when i only have white underwear left. it knows.
dootzy: this video will make your day better